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well now i WANT a pennyhero.net account, now that it’s something i can no longer have! all these years (weeks? months? days? i’ve no clue how long registration was available) at my fingertips, yet i idled, dawdled, ….somethingelse-dled, complacent in the knowledge that i could grasp an account whenever my little heart so desired! but now i find i’ve …dled too long, and that which was once mine to claim at my leisure, my pleasure, my… somethingelse-sure, has been wrenched from my unsuspecting palms!
boy, i’m having some trouble with the rule of threes tonight. my apologies for such a dull read.
summary: can i still have an account? i have no idea what it is, nor will i likely ever use it, but i want it! if for no other reason than it’s no longer accessible!
HAHAHAHA.
So… not sure who you are. But you made me laugh. <3
Accounts would have done nothing except given you the option to log in before posting a comment. This would have bypassed the “Emily needs to approve stuff” step if you comment with a name/email address the site hadn’t seen before…
If you REALLY want an account, you gotta tell me who you are, and take a photo of yourself (you can blur out your face if you don’t want stalkers) holding a hand-written sign that says “Penny is my Hero”.
Also, you have to balance a tomato on top of your head for the photo.
(This offer is available to any other interested party.)
your demands seem strenuous, they seem arduous, they seem entirely too …uous … nah, not going there again.
It shall be done! can i hyperlink a photo here or would you prefer it emailed somewhere specific?! i must needs know! the fate of absolutely nothing, except one unsuspecting roma tomato, rests on your exigent reply!
Oh it’s on.
I DEMAND that you hyperlink a picture here in the comments.
I’ll even blog about how awesome you are if you do this and feature your picture in my next entry.
P.S. don’t forget to tell me who you are.
woot! you’ve returned to blogging! :) I’ll add you back to my RSS reader. Also, af 336 rocks.
I’d participate, but that requires getting a tomato. ;)
Yay it’s Faris! I just got this English Dept mailing that has all kinds of stuff from OSU English Dept faculty and students and I saw your name in it. :) so yeah, howdy!
Also, Faris… if you REALLY can’t find a tomato, a stack of textbooks would also work. I’m sure you’ve got plenty of those laying around. :)
You can also email it to me if you have no where to host it. emily at pennyhero.net should work.
(af 336, that goes for you too. you can email it instead. Also… are you my brother?)
no, m’lady, I do not claim to be your brother. not now, and probably not ever, unless you have a sister somewhere. and realistically – no offense intended – probably not even then. long shot at best. nothing against you or your presumably-fictitious sister, as i’m sure you’re both wonderful people; it’s merely that I find i don’t have as much time to invest in fantastic imaginings as i used (…used to? used? this has always been a point of some vexation for me, as i LOVE the way “as I used” sounds [so abrupt, formal, badass], but i’m used to saying “used to” .. case in point [how's this for parenthetical {bracketal? can i do that?} notation?]), and, consequently, my relations with most of my imaginary friends has been suffering. they deserve better from me, they really do. anyone in the market for some made-up pals? mine are great, just a spot neglected.
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sorry. Rambling. I tend to do this sometimes. in the slightly-re-penned words of mr presley, brevity ain’t no friend of mine.
in conclusion, no, not your brother, in case that wasn’t made clear in my preceding drivel.
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Still working on the tomato bit. i SWEAR i’m going to do it. I may not just yet reveal my identity, though. i find working under the comfortable guise of anonymity (i wanted to turn “innominate” into a noun, but it ended up being something like “innominity,” which is so close to anonymity i don’t know why i was trying to use something else in the first place) to be somewhat entertaining, though. To assuage any doubts or fears you may have, i will tell you that i’m completely harmless. as you may be aware, Obama recently passed legislation declaring everything typed on the internet is true, so you can definitely believe that.
-fin-
1. in the words of our generation, ZOMG i can’t believe i wrote that much. my humblest apologies. i hope you’re still awake by the time you finish.
3. “if you have nowhere to host it”.. teehee. i cannot speak for mr Faris, but i’ve got five domains lying around and another three i’m considering purchasing. yes, another fascinating factoid: i, like you, am a computer geek (though i still don’t know what you see in Ubuntu).
2 was really amazingly good but then i erased it. whoops.
af 336,
Zomg I have an anonymous internet stalker!?! *ahem cough cough*
For the record, I don’t want to play the anonymous internet fan game. So yeah… Come on, we’re not in high school anymore (unless you are) and this is not myspace (really, it isn’t. I double-checked.) So, please tell me who you are and how we know each other so I don’t have to sic my super-hero alter ego on you. :)
you, my dear, are a liar. :) you haven’t checked your myspace since december 9 2008 (unless by ‘double checking’ you were referring to this site? that must be it. maybe you’re not such a liar after all)! not that i blame you. it’s really gone downhill in the past few years. I think the only good thing that ever came from me having a myspace was meeting you.
and if THAT doesn’t give it away, i’ll get that non-blurred-tomoato-shot to you shortly, and that’ll give the rest away. you see, it’s not that i want to play juvenile games with you… it’s just that once i tell you who i am, you’ll lose interest.
but better that than cause you any discomfort or anything. my identity shall soon be revealed! woo!! actually mr Faris knows me too. small world.
p.s. i could totally kick penny’s bum :D ..maybe.
and here ends my game. but i damn well want the blog about my awesomeness. :o)
healthso.me
-jkc
Nope, I really am not a liar. :) my “I double checked” was meant to be a joke like “this is not myspace, but I can totally see how you’d get the two sites confused” etc. And yeah, I don’t log into myspace hardly ever, although I did today just for kicks.
Anyway, take care af… whoever you are.
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picture! healthso.me! http://www.healthso.me!
dammit, Emily, it was a real piece of work balancing that bloody tomato on my head, so despite the terrible picture quality, at least acknowledge it! :)
Holy crap, Jason? *blinks* Okay I don’t know why, but it took me a good while to recognize you. I don’t know who I was expecting. :) Also, I don’t remember us meeting on myspace, but I suppose you must be right. I just remember hanging out at OSU.
Hahaha. Okay you rule. :) Sorry I didn’t catch the URL in your first “here it is” comment. I wasn’t sure what to make of that. :)
I will blog about your greatness. I promise. :) And yes, awesome job balancing the tomato. You should join a circus.
yes ma’am. you and I met on myspace, originally, back in april/may of 2005. you liked my pal Terrell (remember him? =) and we eventually met and started hanging out in the corvallis area.
join a circus? hell, i AM a circus. unfortunately for us both, i’m a very sleepy circus this morning, so you get no clever from me.
ciao
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