hehehe ;)

I just cheated and downloaded the 100% completion ending cut-scenes for metroid prime I and II. I’m a bad person.

But holy shyst. I have a strange and sneaky suspicion that I will be bloody buying the new nintendo console just so I can play the third game. That evil dark bitch of a phazon clone. Ruining my evening… and possibly my life. (at least now I know where she came from.)

So, the first ending had a shot of her face without her helmet on. A nice close-up flyby. The sequel’s ending has a nice sequence of her standing all heroic-like with nothing but a blue jumpsuit on. She flips her hair around and everything. So, what’s the third game’s ending going to be? Plain-clothes? a bikini? Nekkid? hahah. I hope it’s not some stupid stunt like that. Oh my god! Maybe she’ll makeout with dark samus! hot twin lesbian bounty-hunter sex! (oh please kill me now.)

Anyway, I better fucking sleep now. It’s wayyy later than I want it to be.

At least I won’t be tempted to play the games again in the near future. Since I cheated and spoiled it for myself and all. (if you want these files, let me know and I’ll link you)