I just cheated and downloaded the 100% completion ending cut-scenes for metroid prime I and II. I’m a bad person.
But holy shyst. I have a strange and sneaky suspicion that I will be bloody buying the new nintendo console just so I can play the third game. That evil dark bitch of a phazon clone. Ruining my evening… and possibly my life. (at least now I know where she came from.)
So, the first ending had a shot of her face without her helmet on. A nice close-up flyby. The sequel’s ending has a nice sequence of her standing all heroic-like with nothing but a blue jumpsuit on. She flips her hair around and everything. So, what’s the third game’s ending going to be? Plain-clothes? a bikini? Nekkid? hahah. I hope it’s not some stupid stunt like that. Oh my god! Maybe she’ll makeout with dark samus! hot twin lesbian bounty-hunter sex! (oh please kill me now.)
Anyway, I better fucking sleep now. It’s wayyy later than I want it to be.
At least I won’t be tempted to play the games again in the near future. Since I cheated and spoiled it for myself and all. (if you want these files, let me know and I’ll link you)
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hehehe ;) … you’re funny :)))
p.s. if the 3rd game’s ending is juicy enough, maybe post a screenshot?… hehe ;D
The 3rd game isn’t released yet… that was sort of one of the points of this post, silly. :)
Besides, I’d never spoil it for people unless they asked for it.
bah, i know it isn’t released– but if it turns out to be “good”, let me know :)))
*raises hand*
here you go.
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