Damn the Alliance!!

Taken from whedonesque.com, allegedly a reliable source:

Are you guys starting to hear that fanfare? Those distant drums? Are you slapping on your side-arms, pulling on your long brownish-colored coats and thumbing your crisp new bills in anticipation of the cinematic event of the year? Well, it’s official: on April 22nd you, the true the blue the loyal, can step right up with the rest of America and WAIT FIVE MORE MONTHS.

Damnit! This just ruins my entire … LIFE. *kicks something*

It better get released on my birthday.

(And they better give me and everyone else presents.)