No no, bad zwan!!

The music videos for Zwan’s “Honestly” and “Lyric” are the most disgusting pointless sequence of shiny happy images I’ve ever seen.

It’s cheesy alterna-pop, and the videos are crappy metaphysical 80s-style nonsense. It’s worse than the stuff I usually condemn… at least that crap gets on MTV.

I really wish that someone could convince me that Zwan was worth listening to, because I’m very unhappy with the idea of never finding another “favorite band” to follow around for the rest of my life.

*listens to some Sparklehorse*