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Today… Has just been one of those really good days. Like another one of those “all the right chemicals” days. I mean, it doesn’t matter that I had a shit-load of nightmares last night. And it doesn’t matter that I totally lost my voice today because of this sickness. And it also doesn’t matter that I crossed paths with Michelle when I least expected it.

I don’t even know why I have days like this. Nothing spectacular happened. Not like how you sometimes have a really bad day because your cat died, and then your tire went flat and then you broke a nail… Today was just an average mix of good and bad things. But somehow, everything clicked, and everything balanced and I came out emotionally on top. I don’t understand it. But I am very grateful.

NEW! From the continuing Adventures of Penny (Hero) Yoshinobu: The Super Haole! published by Pissed Individual Publications, Hilo HI.

Penny’s newest adventure takes us back to her home-town in Hawaii where she is on Special Assignment from her new employers in Japan to monitor the “Moke-bird” levels in the islands and then “wait for further instructions.” It was within the first few days of this recent mission that Penny met “Orchid”, who recently secured several partnerships with some of Penny’s old contacts in the islands. Penny has long been suspicious that the Moke Birds were getting smarter, and deploying spies disguised as humans to learn the secrets of the Super Haole network. And while Orchid fits the profile of “Moke-bird spy” in every way conceivable, Penny still is unable to secure any hard evidence that she is working for the enemy, or if her family history is just a sad coincidence.

Plot Teaser: Our story begins when Penny, disguised as Mild Mannered Starla, arrives at the home of one of her former partners-in-crime-fighting, code named “James”, in order to discuss covert operations and a possible future alliance. As she pulls into the driveway, her Haole-senses begin to tingle and she looks up just in time to see Orchid leaving the house. Because of her orders from her Japanese employer, Penny is unable to follow up on her suspicions and confront her. Instead, she smiles sweetly and asks “So are you leaving now?”
Orchid responds “Yes. I have to go.”
Penny is unable to ignore Orchid’s look of bewilderment or her eyes which seem to demand “what the fuck are you doing here?” but she responds with nothing else and waits for the car to leave the driveway before entering the house.

So the questions remain: Will Japan allow Penny to investigate the suspicious background of this seemingly benign woman? Will her future partnership with “James” be tumbled by her actions? Is this really part of the sinister twisted world-takeover plot of the Moke-birds? Or is it just that James simply really likes Orchid’s cooking…?

To find out the answers to these and other questions, watch “The Adventures of the Super Haoles (Season 3, episode 19) “Hawaiian vacation or Tropical Doom?” Only in theaters, starts September 7th.

Comment Topic of the Day: The Super Haole Adventures need an editor… and an artist… and a legit publisher because I Chris still hasn’t responded to my message asking if his name would be my fake publishing company… Anyone interested?