Skip to content

Monthly Archives: February 2002

The Dreaded Sushi Monster and Other Tales

20-Feb-02

The Sushi Wars
Penny had a big adventure last week… unfortunately her literary agent wasn’t doing her job and failed to report on it. The Dreaded Sushi Monster attacked the town of Corvallis on Friday night and the newest Incarnation of the Super Haoles (Penny and her new Japanese side-kick “Aki”) were almost totally defeated. [...]

Filed in adventures of Penny | | Comments (8) »

“Excersize”?

15-Feb-02

I just discovered that I’ve been spelling the word “Exercise” incorrectly all these years.
Wow.
Talk about your disillusionment.

Filed in language, wtf | | Comments (4) »

Meet Mud!

13-Feb-02

From now on, my name is Mud.
Hello. It is nice to meet you. My name is Mud.
My new name tag says “Mud”. I am mud.
Nothing but wet dirt. Wet dirt that people go “eeew gross!” when they see.
Not even useful dirt. Nothing grows. Can’t plant shit in mud.
I’m Mud. Hello. [...]

Filed in birthday | | Comments (15) »

Tomo no uchi ni…

09-Feb-02

I cannot find the apostrophe on this keyboard. It is pretty funny. I mean, Ive searched and searched ut I cant locate it. There are like, four different symbols per key, and I cant find the apostrophe. I think Id like to learn how to use the japanese parts of this [...]

Filed in japan | | Comments (2) »

Iambic boredom.

05-Feb-02

This poem written during a moment of intense writer’s block. Thank God for Iambic Pentameter.
And these are words without a second thought
Just ink and page but left to grow alone.
Expand contract and warp as they’ve been taught
In classes filled with literary tone.
A boredom falls upon the brain at times
A sleepy writers block unshakeable
And that’s [...]

Filed in I made this | | Comments (2) »