Penny Hero (dot) Net

After tonight I think that the little “speech” all employees of Wallace Theaters must memorize should be altered a little. I think that they should replace the “as a courtesy to others, please turn all cell phones and pagers to vibrate” line with the following:

“As a courtesy to others, please turn all cell phones and pagers to vibrate and please refrain from having SEX in the theater until you are outside and in the privacy of your own homes.”

I walked in on these two kids having sex at work today. Oh god, that was NOT pretty. I was out doing my theater checks… where you go in and check for people with their feet on the chairs and check for messes etc… I walked into the last theater I had to do, and immediately noticed… um… rhythmic movement coming from the back corner… but it stopped as soon as I walked in. I thought “oh man. stupid kids making out.” I walked down to the end of the row, came back and as I passed the two kids, I looked a little closer to make sure they weren’t doing anything stupid….. And I saw the guy’s pants wadded around his ankles. Oh man. I went and got the manager…. God… that was soo sick. I didn’t witness what happened next, but my two managers both went into the theater… and then Kelly (my training advisor) came back out with this look of like *disgust* on her face saying “she asked me for a FLASHLIGHT”… Apparently the girl wanted the flashlight to look for the condom that her boyfriend had hastily removed and flung to the floor. Needless to say, the two were promptly kicked out… But they left there slimy condom wrapper on the floor and poor kelly had to go sweep it up. She was so disgusted. I bet she’d have incinerated the entire garbage bag it was thrown away in if she had been able to.

So anyway… Today was a very slow day at the theater, but it was by no means BORING….

anyway… I’ll tell you all about how I was pulled over by cops TWICE in one night the other night… oh man… this has been a long week.

Cheers